my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing
i knew a guy who brewed his instant coffee with monster instead of water. three cups in two hours. i think he ascended to the astral realm
the survivability of the human race never ceases to amaze me
AMERICAN HORROR STORY: MURDER HOUSE, ASYLUM, COVEN, FREAK SHOW
TG: “Rose, I swear to God I will-“
TT: “Dave, are you blushing?”
TG: “…FUCK no”
A little Swingstuck comic! ….Wait…..Is that the delightful, define scent of Pepsicola I smell?